Election Spoof Part-II

CANDIDATES SELECTED AND CANVASSING STARTED

Election Spoof Part-I

The major parties have selected candidates for the respective constituencies and the canvassing of votes have started following the guidelines of Eagle Commission, Candidate selection of OMK was selected through lottery as the party received 20000 applicants for 10 constituencies !, The names of the winners is kept as a secret to avoid public glare on them.OMK has also setup a legal expert team so that if other parties speak ill of the candidates even in a marginal way, This team of experts will sue the party which spoke ill for a hefty sum of Rs.5/- only.
Mr.Fingfong Fingers has called the security experts from Dog Antivirus Company to upgrade the security systems of their server following the server crash. Mr.Fingers in a press statement has said that his party is going to ally with Dog&Cat lover party. Secret sources reveal that this alliance is to woo the feline voters and bow bow voters and also to use them to disrupt the Canvassing of other parties by meow and bow bow :)

TMK has introduced a novel concept in canvassing votes, the concept is that whoever tattoos the party flag and name in their cheeks will get preference in freebies, if TMK comes to power. This announcement has given a new lease of life to the dying tattoo industry.

BMK has roped in popular gully cricket star Mr.Machin Sandulkar to canvass votes for the selected candidates, this move has raised a controversy among the public with few questioning that how a gully player can canvass votes for a national election?? This move by BMK has increased it brand value.

ABMK which is always in loggerheads with BMK has decided to rope actress Mrs. Kushwin Sandulkar wife of gully cricketer Mr.Machin Sandulkar, ABMK has released its party manifesto in which there are few glaring typing mistakes For example, Instead of Free Cricket bats to school kids, It is Free Cricket bits to school kids :)

Eagle Commission has announced that there is going to be a new voting option named “LOVE ALL” for voters who support all the political parties, If you vote for LOVE ALL all political parties get one vote :)

Stay tuned, It’s only 5 more weeks away from this Roaring and Rumbling election to take place in this world of social networking :)