Election Spoof Part-II

CANDIDATES SELECTED AND CANVASSING STARTED

Election Spoof Part-I

The major parties have selected candidates for the respective constituencies and the canvassing of votes have started following the guidelines of Eagle Commission, Candidate selection of OMK was selected through lottery as the party received 20000 applicants for 10 constituencies !, The names of the winners is kept as a secret to avoid public glare on them.OMK has also setup a legal expert team so that if other parties speak ill of the candidates even in a marginal way, This team of experts will sue the party which spoke ill for a hefty sum of Rs.5/- only.
Mr.Fingfong Fingers has called the security experts from Dog Antivirus Company to upgrade the security systems of their server following the server crash. Mr.Fingers in a press statement has said that his party is going to ally with Dog&Cat lover party. Secret sources reveal that this alliance is to woo the feline voters and bow bow voters and also to use them to disrupt the Canvassing of other parties by meow and bow bow :)

TMK has introduced a novel concept in canvassing votes, the concept is that whoever tattoos the party flag and name in their cheeks will get preference in freebies, if TMK comes to power. This announcement has given a new lease of life to the dying tattoo industry.

BMK has roped in popular gully cricket star Mr.Machin Sandulkar to canvass votes for the selected candidates, this move has raised a controversy among the public with few questioning that how a gully player can canvass votes for a national election?? This move by BMK has increased it brand value.

ABMK which is always in loggerheads with BMK has decided to rope actress Mrs. Kushwin Sandulkar wife of gully cricketer Mr.Machin Sandulkar, ABMK has released its party manifesto in which there are few glaring typing mistakes For example, Instead of Free Cricket bats to school kids, It is Free Cricket bits to school kids :)

Eagle Commission has announced that there is going to be a new voting option named “LOVE ALL” for voters who support all the political parties, If you vote for LOVE ALL all political parties get one vote :)

Stay tuned, It’s only 5 more weeks away from this Roaring and Rumbling election to take place in this world of social networking :)

Election Spoof Part-I

EAGLE ANNOUNCES DATE OF ELECTION

Fool’s town: The Eagle commission of India announced the date of elections here at fool’s town, during the late hours, yesterday. The media’s stalking the EAGLE commission president had lead to this quick decision on his part. Not only had he announced the date, he had also made major alterations in the guidelines to be followed by the parties. ‘No campaigning before 7 A.M and after 9 P.M, Canvassing only on their respective homepages’ are the significant changes made in the guidelines. Following the announcement The Blogger Munnetra Kazhagam started its canvass at 7.01 A.M this morning. “We have got sincere and efficient workers on our part unlike the over fed rowdies in the opposition parties” said BMK general secretary Mr.Bingo Bunman, when asked about the fast canvass. “We have started the candidate selection for the ten election seats” He said. Facebook Munnetra Kazhgam party president Mr. Fingfong Fingers is in a state of deep depression following the crash of his server. “This is the work of the opposition party. Whoever it is, when I find out, will be sued and brought to justice” He said. Following the fast work of the BMK party, Orkut Munnetra Kazhagam also started their fancy canvassing on their homepage. Their canvassing included ‘Advanced security for social networking sites, free Ipads for IT workers, Mac systems at schools,Washing machines for housewife’s, Android phones for the teenage society. Even the children were not forgotten. All kids above the age of six get free PS3s.’ “Whatever we do, must benefit the growing nation!” said OMK president Mr. Onix Ormstrong, commenting on their freebies. “The growing nation must first get their basic needs satisfied, not technical needs” Says Twitter Munnetra Kazhagam party president Mr.Tandanakka Taylor. Their campaigning had the following significant features. ‘Chocolate fountains at all schools, Burgers/ Pizza/Pasta and Coke as daily meal at all educational institutions, Hot chocolate brewers and Coke machines at all working establishments’, 50% rate reduction in all major fast food retail chains is also in that list. While these parties are are up and going, The AMBK party remains silent. “We’re Silent but our Stuff will be violent” said AMBK president Mr. Anasthesia Andon. He refused to reply to the questions raised about the ‘Violent Stuff.’ The Fun TV channel has started ad campaigning to popularize the election, with teasers like “For the first time, In India's history.....”

The staGe is all set for the elections which are to take place in about 6 week’s time. Stay tuned till next week, to know the election updates on this hot and happening election.